Multiverse of Fabulousness

STARMAN: -2 Part Three

Inspired by the recent “Five Star Classic” in 2022, Jonnie Sea is here to reevaluate the “worst of the worst” as he watches the list of WORST REVIEWED WRESTLING MATCHES using “that guys” STAR RATINGS! Matches that received a -2 Star Ranking will be taken to court and found Guilty or Not Guilty of earning their stars! This very special episode can be summed up in three words… CHAMBER OF HORRORS!

STARMAN: -2 Part Two

Inspired by the recent “Five Star Classic” in 2022, Jonnie Sea is here to reevaluate the “worst of the worst” as he watches the list of WORST REVIEWED WRESTLING MATCHES using “that guys” STAR RATINGS!
Matches that received a -2 Star Ranking will be taken to court and found Guilty or Not Guilty of earning their stars!
This episode features the second crop of -2 Star matches, and brings us: WrestleMania IV (bet you can’t guess which match), The Honkey Tonk Man plays his greatest hits, and some HEAVY METAL arrives in WCW!

KINgFISh: HeAT 03

Welcome to 1998, a time when things were getting so hot in the WWF that the action boiled over to a brand new weekly episodic wrestling saga: SUNDAY NIGHT HeAT!
Jonnie Sea is here to recap HeAT and bring to light the genius commentary of The “Error” Apparent SHANE MCMAHON! It’s a Shane McMahon Audio Journey so buckle up indeed!
Episode three brings us: Shane’s most insane night on commentary so far! Shane makes JR compete in a spelling bee! Shane invents the “crazy announcer on the table” spot! Shane smokes cigars with The Godfather on commentary!
There was also wrestling…
PLUS, Shane gets “hot” for the debut of Gangrel, the WWF silences Michelle, and a serious analysis of the MONSTER CEREALS!

STARMAN: -2 Part One

Inspired by the recent “Five Star Classic” in 2022, Jonnie Sea is here to reevaluate the “worst of the worst” as he watches the list of WORST REVIEWED WRESTLING MATCHES using “that guys” STAR RATINGS! Matches that received a Negative Star Ranking will be taken to court and found Guilty or Not Guilty of earning their stars!
This episode features the first crop of -2 Star matches, and brings us: the Wrestle Rock connection, the AWA, Bobby Eaton cosplays as your grandmother, and of course…ARMBAR!

STARMAN: -1.5 Part Four

Inspired by the recent “Five Star Classic” in 2022, Jonnie Sea is here to reevaluate the “worst of the worst” as he watches the list of WORST REVIEWED WRESTLING MATCHES using “that guys” STAR RATINGS! Matches that received a -1.5 Star Ranking will be taken to court and found Guilty or Not Guilty of earning their stars!
This episode features the final crop of -1.5 matches, and brings us: THE MACK MILITANT TEDDY LONG! UPN Network representative Carson Palmer, The Khali Vice Grip, and Mickie James doing her best! Bonus: Every match covered in todays episode is at least better than Independence Day: Resurgence!

STARMAN: -1.5 Part Three

Inspired by the recent “Five Star Classic” in 2022, Jonnie Sea is here to reevaluate the “worst of the worst” as he watches the list of WORST REVIEWED WRESTLING MATCHES using “that guys” STAR RATINGS! Matches that received a -1.5 Star Ranking will be taken to court and found Guilty or Not Guilty of earning their stars!
This episode features: Saturn is back for round two, The Undertaker and Kane betray CHICAGO, and Slap Jacks! Also, The Sudden Death Survivor Series Match of 1999!

wCw Must Die X-Seven: Look at the adjective, CLANDESTINE

The Battle of the Millionaires Club and The New Blood bursts into Boise for the May 31st 2000 edition of wCw Thunder!
The Cat may be “in charge” tonight, but this episode is ALL Vince Russo! Sit down interviews, illogical title changes, and matches involving MINORS are just the tip of the iceberg, as we race towards CASTROL’s Great American Bash, with massive FILLER CONTENT!
JONNIE SEA (@TheJonnieSea) is here to explain what happened during the show, but as usual, he can’t help but wonder “WHAT HAPPENED!?!”
ALSO, Terry Funk “horses” around in his hardcore title defense, Mike Tenay puts DDP in his place, and introducing the newest members of R&B Security RIP TORN and ALLEGED EZRA MILLER!
PLUS, tax tips with “Uncle” Kevin Nash!

Stream Fighter Too: OBI-WAN KENOBI 6

Welcome to Stream Fighter Too, the show that deep dives major releases from the streaming world! Obi-Wan Kenobi from DISNEY+ is finally here! So get ready to talk NERDY with Jonnie Sea (@THEJONNIESEA)
Episode Six bring us: Closure!

UPN: Smackdown Six 03

Welcome to the third episode of a new LIMITED SERIES here in The Aquacave! Jonnie Sea is here to UNVEIL POTENT NUMBERS, and dive into the early days of WWF SMACKDOWN! The first six episodes of Smackdown presented the VERY POPULAR characters of the WWF to a brand new NETWORK television audience! The company spared no expense, and delivered MARQUEE attractions and storylines IN-FRONT of the paywall!
Jonnie is awarding points in categories (Acting/Directing/Writing) and critiquing the SHOW as a TELEVISION product. The goal? Earn enough points to justify the episodes TV RATINGs number! It’s a serious evaluation with a few fun observations along the way.
Episode three brings us: Chyna’s quest for IC Gold, Mankind plays naked football, tag partners that can’t get along, thoughts on wrestling sponsorships, DA MAN, Y2Joker, The 50% Debut, and of course…SEGA DREAMCAST!

STARMAN: -1.5 Part Two

Inspired by the recent “Five Star Classic” in 2022, Jonnie Sea is here to reevaluate the “worst of the worst” as he watches the list of WORST REVIEWED WRESTLING MATCHES using “that guys” STAR RATINGS! Matches that received a -1.5 Star Ranking will be taken to court and found Guilty or Not Guilty of earning their stars!
This episode features: Literally one of the worst wrestling matches I have watched in a long time! Also, Jim Ross can’t get over Animals new tights, The ‘Gator returns, and The nWo Kingpin comes face to face with DareDevil!